ATTENTION EMPLOYEES OF WORK IS NOT MEANT TO BE FUN. THIS IS YOUR JOB. DO NOT DEDICATE WORK TIME TO DISCUSSION OF NON-WORK TOPICS. DO NOT FACILITATE FRIENDSHIPS DURING WORK HOURS. EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS AND/OR HANG OUT AFTER WORK IS COMPLETE. REACH ME AT IF A CO-WORKER IS HAVING NON-WORK DISCUSSIONS ON COMPANY TIME. WORK IS NOT YOUR DAYCARE TRUTH