Amazon: We have implemented hundreds of safety and cleanliness procedures. Associates will have the necessary items to sanitize their station & equipment. Me at my packing station: But...this is just a piece of tissue paper.

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When you hate your job so you just go to the bathroom and sit there like...

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Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work ifunny.co

WHO WOULD WIN? a piece of machinery specifically designed for allowing workers to easily and efficiently transport heavy materials one CHIPPY BOI

My AM when I go to the restroom for the 4th time today

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"There's no way you can work just 4 hours sleep" Me: @GymFailNation

EMPLOYEES A snack will be provided for you today at the Food Court in appreciation of your hard work! Today's Snack A Banana *Available 9am until 7pm* (11/27/20 Only)

Friends: wyd Me: working Friends: wyd after work Me: sleeping for work tomorrow

Products I Want to Burn Starter Pack 30 I - - Fresh Step - ICE .... 140

Me: need to save money and get more hours at work Boss: You can go home early if you wa- Me:

Prime Week thank you bag.. Fu Center THANK Starburst-Thanks for being a super star! Tootsie for rolling with the punches! E dra Gum-Thank you for working extra hard! ifes ver Mint-Thanks for being life Pixie Stix-Thanks for sticking with us! They really went all out th is

When you get a notification from A to Z thinking it's for VTO but it's just the typical someone just got tested positive for COVID

JJJJound These are sweat pants. up. I can store these in an 18" pod. Yup This is a yardstick, a tool used Makes sense to me. to measure 18" and you are an Do not stow this item. 18" pod. Item is not the correct size. Then let me stow it.

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Nice, rugged pair of Steel-Toed Crocks $200 Washington, New, only wore to work one day, got fired. Could really use the cash. $200 or best over over $100

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Amazonians trying to hide their earbuds this summer

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ATTENTION EMPLOYEES OF WORK IS NOT MEANT TO BE FUN. THIS IS YOUR JOB. DO NOT DEDICATE WORK TIME TO DISCUSSION OF NON-WORK TOPICS. DO NOT FACILITATE FRIENDSHIPS DURING WORK HOURS. EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS AND/OR HANG OUT AFTER WORK IS COMPLETE. REACH ME AT IF A CO-WORKER IS HAVING NON-WORK DISCUSSIONS ON COMPANY TIME. WORK IS NOT YOUR DAYCARE TRUTH

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At 6pm: My first job I'm so excited! I'm glad I got pack first. At 3am trying to scan "Cum On Face Pump Suction" for the 19th time cause the barcode is crumpled up:

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Amazon workers running to use the bathroom while Bezos is in space