- Alright, listen up you little shits. - Not you, Luna. an angel, and we're thrilled to have you here.

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1st 2nd year 3rd year 4th 6th 5th year 7th year

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rocket @tweetsbyrocket me: see the wrist strap stops you from dropping the wiimote voldemort: this is brilliant [later] harry potter: expelliarmus! voldemort: [wand dangling from wrist] Imao nice try ifunny.co

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The Longbottom family according to the first book Neville's mom Neville's dad Neville's Great Uncle Neville

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got Johnny Depp! He's gone! of BROS PICTURES WD Well you can't expect him to stick around for the whole franchise

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Harry Potter book readers watching the movies: It's a total fabrication. Purefiction. Not a chance. Chamber of Shitposts No. Wrong. No way. It never happened.

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THANK GOD THEY WAITED UNTIL AFTER НЕ LEFT HOGWARTS TO HOST THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT. BECAUSE НЕ WOULD HAVE KILLED HIMSELF WITHOUT QUIDDITCH FOR A YEAR

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Shaved Keanu looks like he's about to take 50 points from Gryffindor

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Hard to swallow pills The reason that witches and wizards dont want war with muggles is because 543 they know they'll lose.

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Gran, I've lost my again... DAMMIT Neville. MEANWHILE... WELCOME BACK 'AGENT

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Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER Harry Potter is the main character so fuck you guys

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was watching "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" with my little sister and she said to me: "I know why Voldemort is bald, it's so that others can't use his hair for Polyjuice Potion."

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When finish watching a Harry Potter marathon and have to go back to muggle life.

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IG YOU-KNOW-WHO THE DARK LORD *duh *ez TOM VOLDEMORT

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nicedynmite i'm actually glad that harry's date with cho was never in the movie because i don't know if i could handle that much second hand embarrassment

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Movie Directors: how do subtlety show that this scene is set in Mexico? Movie Editors: Sunshine daises, butter mellow, turn every single thing yellow!

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Anderson JUST READ HARRY POTTER. WORST SERIES EVER. I CANT BELIEVE THEY WROTE 7 TERRIBLE BOOKS AFTER SUCH GOOD MOVIES. AND I THINK AUTHOR GOT LAZY CUZ THERE ARE 8 MOVIES AND ONLY 7 BOOKS 19 minutes ago - Like Comment are you a f ing idiot Anderson, don't talk loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.

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"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, spoock a note to all aspiring novelists... sometimes you should just use "said" kylehasatumblr "Snape!" he nutted

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Potterheads every five minutes during a Harry Potter movie: That's not in the book.

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Due to low pollution, Aunt Marge can now be seen floating around

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THE STORY LILY POTTER, WHO SACRIFICED HERSELF FOR HARRY JAMES POTTER, WHO ALSO SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR LILY AND HARRY imgflip.com

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HE'S A WEREWOLF. THAT'S WHY HE'S BEEN MISSING CLASSES. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN? SINCE YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY LATIN FOR WOLF

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In the book, of course, she's described as very ugly and toad-like. And people say, 'You'd be great for that part.' Thanks very much.

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somepotternerd: Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES НЕ LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE НЕ WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND НЕ DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

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Chamber of Shitposts Professor Moody? I'm not your professor. I was trapped in a box for an entire year. Did you even watch the last movie?

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Me looking at myself in the camera on Zoom calls: Chamber of

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Lupin and Tonks: You're legally a child yourself, but will you be our child's godfather? Harry: Okay. Lupin and Tonks: *Die immediately* Harry:

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Harry Potter is dead! @Accio Potterheads So unlucky I wasn't I know exactly the counter curse that could've spared him!

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The first two The other Harry Potter Films six @DarthNawaf

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Wait!! ...mixed tape!! I made you this... Put it on Harry! Just when I thought your ...he does!! uncle couldn't get Ok any cooler.. Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo Sippin' on gin and juice,

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Literally just opened Netflix, and Umbridge still hating on Mcgonnagal. mes, N DOWNTON CROWN

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Sirius: *starts becoming a father figure to Harry* JK Rowling: You know the rules, it's time to die

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drarry-notdramione Harry Potter the Second. You were named after the bravest man I knew. It was me. I'm awesome. I fucking killed Voldemort.

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people: I don't understand how Hermione meanwhile Krum in rejected such a hottie the books: Mabel Stillman's Whitelighter @theycallmeMr_G Hermione was a damn fool 5,030 Retweets 1,066 Quote Tweets 48.5K Likes

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One of the best YouTube Comments #EdSheeran #LegoHouse #plus Ed Sheeran - Lego House [Official Music Videol Comments X Molly Weasley RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STAR IN A MUGGLE MUSIC VIDEO? I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER IS FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU STEP ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh and Ed dear, congratulations on another great song

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Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be? oh I dont know, maybe, a Raven?

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of Shitposts Grawp's anus was a staggering 24 inches in diameter, making it the second largest asshole in the series behind Percy Weasley.

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Harry: Names his kid after two manipulative men and calls them brave Hagrid who took care of Harry like a second father throughout his entire school career: Chamber of

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Harry: accidentally speaks Parseltongue Rest of Hogwarts: Wouldn't that make you SLYTHERIN'S HEIR?

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ONLY A PERSON WHO WANTED TO FIND THE STONE, BUT NOT USE IT, WOULD BE ABLE TO GET IT so IF I'D JUST STAYED IN MY ROOM, VOLDEMORT WOULD HAVE HAD NO CHANCE OF GETTING IT? YES, IDIOT CHILD

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But why can't the others see the thestrals? They can only be seen by people who bought the digital deluxe edition.

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Chamber S of Welcome, welcome! To another year at Hogwarts. Wait a bloody second... know I'm a speccy four eyes but who the hell is this guy?

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To Miss Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect while others were in grave peril, 50 points. Potter! Fifty points from Gryffindor for breathing. I can do this all evening.

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Chamber of Shitposts Dumbledore? You know Dumbledore? Why tf do you act like you're the only one that knows him, Harry? You've only known him 5 years and he's a billion years old so calm down.

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And you? be going upstairs to get dressed in the new suit you bought me, then I'll be joining the dinner party Excellent Harry! It's going to be a wonderful dinner party imgflip.com